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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:07

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Dr No

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Live and Let Die

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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